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the-full-grohac:

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

“He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”
What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?

the-full-grohac:

squidnapped:

saintgenetparochialschool:

1993 Nintendo of America document.

Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.

is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit

He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respectHe has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”

What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?

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taylorgoesmoo33333:

midsr4kids:

These are dope

Okay, so I am kinda in awe over these. 

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tito-burritto:

zefryn:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

Like a Boss!

I think it was just as much to spite the shitty parenting of the mother as it was the bratty kid

tito-burritto:

zefryn:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

Like a Boss!

I think it was just as much to spite the shitty parenting of the mother as it was the bratty kid

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dnddoodles:

If You Build a Better Catapult…

dnddoodles:

If You Build a Better Catapult…

alanmorlock:

Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)

I AM CRYING!!
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deducecanoe:

professorfangirl:

solarbird:

bryanthephotogeek:

Judi Dench is my favorite M. 

BEST M.

Always reblog M sass.

The best one forever.

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thevalleylette:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

Always ALWAYS reblog.

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chayslove:

This Boy is a Bottom - TrueBlood

Enjoy ;)

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